1. I haven't been to a movie theater since 2003.
2. I've never read Catcher in the Rye.
3. Mariah Carey? Mariah I-Don't-Carey. Blech!
4. I HATE being in crowds of people. It makes me very dizzy.
5. I have no idea what looks good on me and haven't been clothes shopping in years.
6. I smile entirely too much. It's deceiving.
7. I have arguments with people I have never met. I usually win these.
8. I posed nude in Italy, then had my salad tossed by the artist.
9. I swear that I am giving up writing at least 5 times a year.
10. When we were kids, my two brothers and I went to a costume party as Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego from the bible. We were accused of wearing dresses. I looked fabulous.
10 comments:
1. Damn, you have me beat by 2 or 3 years.
2. I think if you don't read this as a teen or in your early 20s, you shouldn't bother.
4. Me, too - the hating, not the dizzy.
9. Nooooo!
1. I don't blame you. See my response to #4.
2. I have and I don't remember it. That me be more blasphemous.
3. PREACH IT!
4. Ditto. I wear earbuds and listen to music if I'm alone in a crowd (ie airports, malls, stores). If I'm with someone else in a crowd I'm ok and strangely enough if I'm in a foreign country I'm ok. But in the US - earbuds and playlist are vital to my survival.
5. I must come take you shopping. You would melt the hearts and groins of every store clerk out there.
6. Tears of a clown. Yeah, know that one, too.
7. Lol!
8. Bonus!
9. Please don't do it.
10. Ugh, I was just starting to write my review of Galley Proof and was mentioning that I'm a (reformed?) pastor's kid. As if you can even really escape it. *sigh* So I did more religious dress up events/pageants/plays/skits/torture scenes that I can count and keep what's left of my sanity. A very religious upbringing does something to you. What that all means, ask me on my deathbed. In the meantime, stay out of that fiery furnace!
;)
1. U r WAY overdue!
2. U have company
3. Who?
4. I get you on this.
5. Interesting…
6. Now I am smiling
7. I try to avoid these arguments.
8. When do we get to see the photo?
9. Nah you can’t!
10. I know you looked fab!
Since 2003? We got to get you out in the streets. And I can help you in fashion.
sooooooooooo, when will number 8 be used in a post! That is a very hot tidbit my friend! But I enjoyed the whole list! And you know how I feel about Mariah Scary! If that damn commerical aires just once more......
LOL. Thanks everyone!
Stacey, Re:"A very religious upbringing does something to you." Don't I know it!
you're amazing - Hanover College should put you on its website as an example of the type of Renaissance man it turns out
Bill, Ha! Love it.
2. Sometimes, after you've read a "classic", you're left with the feeling that you've wasted a big chunk of your life. Though I read CITR so long ago I don't remember one way or the other.
3. Me either. And after seeing Jennifer Hudson stuff her still too fat ass in still too many diet commercials, I am starting to feel the same way about her.
5. Guys with big juicy butts and tits should be nekkid anyway.
8. WHORE!!! ;)
9. It's good that you can't commit to quitting. We can learn from you.
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