A Distracted Mind

Well, I have had quite the busy week, my dear friends. Most of it has been very good. I would get into it, but I would first need to make a list so's I don't forget anything. Right now I don't feel like making a list.

All week long I have been trying to think of something I could post about here on my Sunday Sermon blog, but nothing really came to mind. There was the occasional flash of excitement - I could tell you all of my undying adulation for a certain Brandon Flowers or I could tell you about the time I was in the hospital and a clearly very religious nurse would NOT believe I was a gay - but I'm not really feeling either of those today.

I wish I could be more blog-minded like some of my other blog brethren and sistren - sistren? That can't be right - and come up with something sharp and witty every day, but alas...

Instead, I have decided to be lazy this morning and flip through the TV channels, commenting on each show as I pass it by. Ready? Here we go:

Walnut Street Live - A local religious program. My god! It's like a Penney's catalog from the 80s exploded all over my TV. But I won't judge. That's their job. Oh! No he di-int!

Culture Click - something like Entertainment Tonight, I guess. I've never heard of this. Now they're talking about currency. I'm bored with this.

Moyers & Company - politics. Zzzzzzzzzzz....

Okay. That was a bad idea. It sounded fun when I came up with it. Of course, in the idea I was also drinking. Maybe I'll give it another try...when I'm sloshed...and nekkid.

I am reaching for something to write about here. Man, this is painful. Do you see this? Do you see how I am spiralling down? In flames! In flames! I have absolutely nothing to say this morning, but I haven't written a true blog piece in a while. It looks like it will be a while longer still.

Well, it's been...fun...

Listen. I am so sorry. This is a mess. What is wrong with me? I'm going to stop writing before I go too far and no one ever loves me again. Oy...

Have a great week. I'll try to think of something to write for next weekend, but honestly, the world is filled with so many shiny pretty things and I am easily dis - Oooooooh! Pretty...