This Week's Bullet Points

1. Apparently, my book Galley Proof has been pissing a few people off. They object to the playful Jehovah's Witness/Mormon bits. In the book, Janey decides she wants to seduce them. Silly Janey! But I was raised a JW, so I have the right to poke the bear a bit. And as for Mormons, well...Brandon Flowers is my husband in Arvinland. Why, I'm a Mormon by marriage!

2. It was revealed in the week before the Oscars (Viola!!) that the majority of the Academy is older white men. This comes as a surprise to exactly no one. Speaking of the Oscars, paint me up one of those hottie Cirque dancers gold and you can keep your statue.

3. Arcana Comics bought out all of Bluewater Prod's fiction titles, including my very own Blackbeard Legacy. How this affects me, I have no idea. Probably not all. My comic book about Blackbeard's angry daughter didn't exactly fly off the racks.

4. I had a promotional idea the other day: What if I give away a digital copy of my first book The Rest Is Illusion to everyone who purchases one of my other books. I'll keep working on this piece of marketing genius and get back to you.

5. Goals: My living situation is improved! For the past two weeks workers have been adding a room to the house and it looks loverly. Sliding doors with grillwork, wood-ish floor, and that new room smell!

6. Goals: Had an appointment today with another doctor to see if he could perhaps help my foot. He could not. Oh well. Onward to the next doctor. On the bright side, Little Nashville, Indiana is the cutest little town! We passed through it on the way to Bloomington. When I get me a boyfriend, we are so heading there for a weekend outing! Onto a SEXIER note, there was a doctor at the medical plaza that had one hell of an awesome bubble booty. I ogled it unashamedly. He was a total sexy dad type. I had to restrain myself from reaching up and grabbing it as he passed RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.